2002-09-02 - 3:21 p.m.

Can you say Salmonellea?

I don't know where I get this Karma from I tell you.

Yes, I've been out of town at my best friends wedding. I was slow leaving town to come home because I went a visited my sister and I was hungry so Bart and I went go get some food at a local restaurant. He picked.

Now I picked a lovely monterey jack chicken burger. It was about 1pm so the restaurant was quite packed. It tasted good. I then drove the 2 hours home and had to promptly get my ass to work.

Shortly after I arrived at work. My sinuses stuffed right up. A little while later I had a hugemongous headache. Then my stomach started to feel like someone was beating me repeatedly with a baseball bat. I made it through the two session of bingo I had to call but the last 4 games all I wanted to do was vomit. Yes, Vomit.

They asked me if I was going to do some maitenance stuff that night and I said "I'm back in the morning and I'll do it then because right now I feel like puking." I was already starting to get the shakes.

So I got home and proceeded to pressure wash my toilet with excrement. (am I gross enough for you Weetabix? ). The problem being is I still wanted and needed to puke. I can't tell you how joyous I was when the toilet backed up on me. Here I am weak and trying to plunge a toilet so that I continue to go from being ice cold to bathed in sweat. This all began around 1am and I was still actively running to the bathroom by noon. It's slowed down a bit now but I am still feeling not strong enough to stand up. Most likely do the lack of food I've injested since this started.

So I've been waiting patiently for Veronica to get home and I begged her to go the store for me. Get me soup, creackers and perhaps some gingerale. Those should be a combo of food that won't be too bad if I have to expluse them rapidly once I've consumed them and my body says "Uh-uh...You've got food poisioning you twerp...no food."

Anyway, That'll be the last time I eat chicken at "Blight Spot" (name changed to protect the innocent company.)

I'll tell you all about the wedding and such nonsenses some other time when I feel better.

Stay Tuned...

PS Thanx for the link Wendyloo

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