2004-06-22 - 8:43 p.m.

Neener, Neener, Nee-ner

Well, first off, I wanna brag for a moment. I managed to get one of those Gmail accounts. I have to thank Nero for inviting me to join Gmail. I'm now indebted to her for many hours of un-reciprocated oral copulation. Unfortunately, for Nero, she'll have to wait until The Chick kicks the bucket because she said she'd kill me before she ever parted with me and she not into sharing.

Anyway, I signed up for my Gmail account. It really proves I'm just a complete and under geek to get all orgasmic over an email address. Have I ever mentioned I have way too many email address already? I'm like an antiques dealer only in e-mail accounts. "What do you mean you don't have a HOTMAIL address?! I know MSN makes them 'More Useless Everyday'(tm) but I've had it since before it sold out to MSN. It's a classic." Of course, it hold no value. Actually the internet kind of works like a car lot. Things that are BRAND fucking new are worth a lot but as soon as you drive it off the lot (read : release it to the general public) it's value goes right down the crapper.

I'm sure it will soon be that way for Gmail but for now, it's seems quite a few people (read: Geeks) want one. I feel so special I should ride a short bus and wear a vest and helmet.

I noticed Juddhole either re-added me as a favourite or modified his comment in his profile about me. I'm betting on modified his comment on me because it NOW refers to me as "Brilliant" and I'm sure when I gave him "Free Bingo Dabbers" in my Much Ado About Nothing Entry that I would have certainly commented on being refered to as Brilliant, Which, for the record, I am not. If you want brilliance may I point you in the direction of Pork or Craig or even Juddhole himself or any number of my favourite reads.

If you want lame ass boring with a dash of arrogant opinion, WELL, then you're definitely in the right place. Because like Assholes, Everyone's Got an Opinion! Especially ME.

If you were looking for a normal entry today well then I've failed you. Although today in my world is Tuesday and today in your world is most likely Wednesday as I know a number of you read me while pretending to do work for a living. Lazy Asses.

Anyway, I'm gonna contemplate the question that Substantial posed in my comments yesterday and I'll get back to you on that one.

...and if The Chick's reading this (which she claims she doesn't and I appreciate when she doesn't) I'm still planning on writing that particular entry I threatened to write.

Speaking of Chicks, and generally hot people on the internet. One of these days I'd like to come up with a list of BILFs. No, not MILFs (although some may fit that catagory too.) I mean BILFs. (Bloggers I'd Like To... Y'know) cause I've been surfing around some blogs/journals/diaries and there's some REALLY hot lookin' people bloggin/journalin/diaryin (is that a fuckin' word? No. Sue me.) I wish I could have all of you cause you just make me so damn tingly inside I can barely stop from touching myself when I read your entries.

Hey, Self-Love, if you can't love yourself, who can you love?!

Ok, I should end this because it's quickly degraded into crap.

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Someone got here by searching for Useless Facts About Johnny Depp

Jeebus H. Murphy, Don't you know that NO fact about Johnny Depp is useless? Shame on you.

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