2003-03-21 - 1:54 a.m.

The Curse of the CrapStang

The Americans have decided to go to war with Iraq. I'm a Canadian. We decided not to go to war with Iraq. This SHOCKED me. Not because our neighbour to the south is going to war and we aren't but because BRITIAN is going to war along side the Americans and we are NOT.

Holy Crap. People think when the US sneezes we get out a hanky but you don't know how much Canada tends to coming running when Britian does anything. It's the old Commonwealth Alligence. I guess we're really proving to ourselves we aren't part of that anymore. Oh well.

I heard some odd story that the Americans were removing the word French from all their menus in restaurants. How fucking retarded is that? Or buying a Dixie Chicks albums just so you can throw it in the garbage. Or not eating YOPLAIT yogurt. (Don't forget Dannon.) Fuuuuck.

I guess they'll have to stop visiting Canada since Quebec used to be a French Colony. While your at it better make a concentration camp out of Louisana.

Anyway...

Speaking of Retarded. I got to work today had a bunch of things in my hand while getting out of the car. I forgot to grab my car keys. My driver side door lock has been acting up so I decided not to lock my car. So while I was at work for 7 hours my car was sitting in a high crime area parking lot with the doors unlocked the keys in the ignition. Wanna know how much truth is in the name CrapStang for my car? When I got out of work. It was still there. In the SAME parking spot. See, I'm some how cursed to drive it forever!

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