2002-07-26 - 5:03 a.m.

Cruise Control

My Foot is slowly getting better. I think I only have two more days of pencillin left and a few more days of antibotic cream. I may have to go back to the docs just because I have nothing left to take for my foot and it won't quite be healed up. That's partly my own damn fault do to the fact I only seem capable of putting a bandage on twice a day instead of three times a day like the doctor said I should. But I like to let it air out a bit between bandage changes then I am a goofy shift worker too so there's that.

Going to be stuck out of town on Saturday night. I work on Sunday morning AND, to top it all off, I've been invited to yet another dinner party for Sunday night that the host said "I want you here." Whatever that means. Perhaps she thinks I don't eat or something. Who knows.

I was driving home from work the other night when long pickup truck pulled out from the gas station on my right. All was fine and dandy as they made a wide turn and went into the left hand lane and I was travelling in the right hand lane. We then went through the light at the corner and then the pick up truck driver decided to follow the white lines in the middle of the road. Thus blocking the whole damn road. Which lead me to honk my horn and yell obsenities (none of which could be heard). I didn't have my cell phone or I may have reported their, most likely, drunk ass.

Then tonight I was driving home from a friends and my foot was bugging me so I put the CrapStang on Cruise. The problem was I was "cruising" at 120 km/h in a 90 zone. I came over a hump in the road to spot a Cop sitting in the painted island between the highway and the merge lane from side road. He stuck his arm out at me and motiioned to slow down but I was going to so fast I thought he was motioning me to pull over. So I did. He came up to my car and said "You're far too honest, I was just motioning you to slow down."

BG : "Sorry, Officer, My foot was bugging me so I had turned my cruise control on at whatever speed I was doing. I guess I was speeding a bit."

Cop : "Yes, you were but you were the only one on the road. So just keep it down eh?"

BG : "Yep, I'll slower down, Sir."

Cop : "Have a goodnight"

Woohoo!! I didn't need another 3 points on my licence just before I have to renew my drivers licence in October. That gets mighty expensive. I already have 3 points on my licence and if I can manage to NOT get a ticket until then I'll lose the 3 points when my birthday comes and be able to renew my licence for the normal fees.

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