2003-07-14 - 3:32 a.m.

I'm an Idiot, Somebody, Slap Me!

I'm back.

I know you've all been waiting. I definitely got some surprises when I returned... Let's Discuss them shall we.

I was perusing my stats page when I got home and looked at the bar graph so it was way out of kilter on July 11th. I found out why. I had some 80+ becauseUncle Bob linked me in one of his entries. If you read the entry you'll see Bob refers to me as an alternative to reading a pay site. Smack me with a Backhand Compliment.

I appreciate those that stopped by from there.

Speaking of Being Smacked...

Too bad, I had a crappy entry for a last entry before I went away. In retrospect, I should have entitled that baby "Do I Need to Slap Myself?" because I was too busy trying to make a point and I had only skimmed the article I linked to in that entry. Had I actually READ the article I'd probably wouldn't have been put to shame by Pork Tornado. My entry may have been just as funny as his. Well, Probably not since I'm NOT funny. EVER!

Pork linked me too so I'd like to thank the 8 people that came my way from his diary too. You Rock Pork!

I've also had the added pressure of 3 people adding me on as a favourite. I question your sanity but that's alright. My sanity is in question itself. It's questions upon questions leading only to more question.

Excuse me, Was there a Question?

Moving on, I had to get my car out of a pay parking lot the other day. I'm patiently waiting in line. The person in front of me is taking a while but whatever. These thing happen when you're paying money to attendant. There's various reasons it takes forever. The "normal" thing to do is sit in your car and bitch to yourself. This is the polite way of sitting in line. The impolite FUCKING way is like the asshole who was behind me. He honked his fuckin' horn. Which, of course, startled me and made me think "Holy Fuck, Moron, That sure helped didn't it?" So, right after that the guy in front of me finally pulls away. I say look at the attendant and say "How ya doin? Make sure you take your time with the fuckin' asshole behind me, Eh?" and the attendant agreed and was pretty casual handing me my change and was chatting me but I wanted to get out of there more than I wanted to annoy the asshole behind me anymore.

BUT still, I know I can be impatient at times myself but holy shit, there are times when you just gotta wait it out.

Ya, So The Chick and I have come back and I do have stories to tell.

But I am notice you've fallen asleep already so I'll save it for you when you're not comatose.

Seeya Then.

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