2005-06-04 - 5:02 a.m.

Lite Snacks

...Now with Less Great Taste!

It's the weekend so I've decided I'll write some frivilous crap that may keep my readership that bothers with me on the weekend (all 2 of you!) amused.

Everybody knows I'm just a hanger-on without my own ideas!

Anyway,

Kinky Germans are at it AGAIN! Not only do they have the wackiest porn they also live it out in real life!

This was already mentioned on Daily WTF but it deems mentioning again.

According to THIS ARTICLE a guy went to use a portable outhouse and sat down to take a crap and lit a cigerette. Unfortunately for Bozo The Crapper there was a methane leak and he was "Blown to Shit" or at least Blown Off the Shitter.

It's relatively amusing that he suffered burns everywhere except his own methane dispenser or perhaps the news agency didn't want to make reference to the obvious fact that this experience really BURNED HIS ASS!

He and his, 20 years his junior, wife (Golddigger? no, don't say it's so!) have filed a $10 Million Dollar Suit. Talk about Shitting Bricks of Gold. I am sure the Judge will find that this Suit is just a Load of Shit.

I could go on. The Crappy Puns just never end.

Ok, I'll stop.

I was linked by TIMMY! during his participation in a 24 Hour Blogathon! I believe he was raising money for some charity which I believe was "Hooter Girls for a Better Tomorrow" or something. Those Crazy Mexicans!

Thanks for the Linkage! I appreciate the traffic.

I've been writing this diary since 2001 and I still haven't been offered a book deal. What's up with that?!

Can't people recognise talent when they see it?

Tom Cruise is defiling Katie Holmes. I had a big crush on Holmes when I first saw her on TV and, in a rash moment of stalkerish type behaviour, I looked her up on IMDB and checked out how old she was and decided I was WAAAY too old for her and should put my penis back in my pants. I realize now I wasn't too old for her, just way too fuckin' poor and have no ability to advance her career.

How silly of me not to know this!

Well, I really should be sleeping because I work again today. I may update this again later but knowing me I probably won't...

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