2004-12-13 - 9:24 a.m.

Please Do Not Adjust Your Monitor

I think 3 Weeks is long enough for me give you relief from the punishment that is reading my ramblings.

Therefore, I've returned.

I cannot guarentee that my next update will be tomorrow and nor can I can guarentee you will only have to wait 3 weeks for me to update again. Just be glad in the knowledge that I wait long enough that my readership has returned to a more normal state of three. That's because I'm not popular like some KIDS.

Of course, I'm a legend in my own mind so that's all that matters to me.

Self Love, If you can't love yourself who can you love. Ok, I'll stop touching myself now.

Actually it's early in the morning and my entire life is fucked because I'm not working my normal shifts.

Actually, that's not entirely true. I was playing a poker tournament this morning and I came 9th out of 900+ people but I needed to place 5th in order to get into the final. Suffice to say I'm NOT in the final.

While I was playing Poker I did require a stop at the little boys room. Tournaments only give 5 minute breaks every hour and we were at least 30 minutes away from said break so I decided to make a quick jont.

The leaving for the trip went well it was the return trip that went haywire. I came jogging out of my bathroom and rounded the corner a little too fast. I live in a small apartment so I have my tall boy dresser in the hallway. I managed to swing my right foot out a little to far and kicked my tall boy dresser quite switftly and done so while doing quite a good clip. Needless to say I was in a wee bit of pain.

Taking my nut sack and smashing it repeatedly with a hammer may or may not have been an equally painful experience but I don't think I would take that bet to find out.

It hurt like a son of a bitch and I got back to my chair and gripped on to it for dear life while trying to disassociate my foot from the rest of my body.

Mind over matter. It works. I'm not only a memeber I'm the president.

Finally, after a little while the pain subsided and I just generally couldn't feel my toes. Although this felt awhole lot better I am not sure this was a good thing.

Currently, doesn't hurt all that much as I was able to walk on yet another trip to the bathroom but this time I took my time as not to reinjure or furth injure my body.

I can sort of move my toe but it also sort of hurts if I bend it too far. I'm hoping I haven't broken it and merely bruised it considerably.

I have to work tonight and this should be interesting.

In other news the Chick is over 3 months pregnant. My sister is adament that I will have a boy to carry on the family name but I'm really thinking this only son of an only son stuff has got to stop and who better than I to do that by having a GIRL. Well, We'll have to wait until June to see.

Although I haven't been updating here it doesn't mean I haven't been reading the people who make me augh the most or just general I enjoy keeping up on their lives.

Recently, I sent the Egomaniac LeeboZeebo some e-mail. He mistook it for fan mail and promptly (about the only time he's ever BEEN prompt) Flamed Me.

Bastard!

In attempt to prove how completely insane Lee is I'd like to point you in the direction of a his "Reality" game he's playing Via the Sims 2.

He's a little strange but read his crap anyway.

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Free Bingo Dabbers to Almost Normal who added me as a favourite a few weeks ago. Welcome to The Bingo Zone.

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