2003-07-28 - 9:07 a.m.

Bob Hope Dead at 100.

I think this one may be too much on our favourite Unkle Boobie. Although I am sure he'll tell us all that he thought he was already dead or some such nonsense. But really deep down inside I know the guy is gonna be devasted.

I wasn't much of a Bob Hope fanatic. Checking my book, He ranked right up there with Bob Newhart. I rarely got their sense of humor I guess. Anyway, 100 years old, that's some staying power. I can't fathom living to be 100. I am pretty sure I won't and furthermore I wouldn't want to. I don't have a death wish anymore [I used to tell people I thought I'd die at 30. I'm now 33 and that statement doesn't work anymore.] but I don't think living to be 100 would be all that much FUN. I'll leave that to someone much more crotchey than I, like thatGay Wayne guy.

I don't have a lot of time here to update cause I need to go to the bank. We have this agreement in our contract that gives us our vacation pay on seperate cheques rather than deposited electronically like the rest our pay. This is so retarded on so many levels it's unbelievable. Mostly its because I have to actually go into my bank to deposit the cheque. This requires time out of my day which I feel is costing me money.

The other thing I need to do is go pay my rent and give my notice here. Which means I'll be moving at the end of this month. Woohoo I LOVE to MOVE! NOT! Furthermore, Proving God has an extremely warped sense of humor I got a phone call from my mom. She's sold her house and she has to be out by the 31st of August!

Holy Fuckin' Double Whammies, Batman!

My parents have been in the same house for the last I'd guess 24 years. This means all my "stuff" from growing up is there. Y'know stuff you really didn't need when you moved out but had some kind of twisted form of sentimentalism that you couldn't throw it out. Now, while I'm trying to find a new place to live here and box up my stuff HERE. I also have to make the 2-3 hour trip out of town to do the same at my parents house or risk them throwing out something I actually DO want to keep.

You just want to be me don't you? I know I can feel it.

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